I went to my first supercross

Guess what bikes I like best? Grant Langston said I have good taste

Supercross is pretty cool. You should go to one

I have good taste in web-sites too. That’s my sister & brother watching me work on my computer

I had a great seat, #12, and was minding my own business until some photographer started bothering me

That photographer behind me is a bad man. He kept mumbling ‘I won’t hurt you, but I’ll get what I want from you!’

My first supercross ended badly, as I experienced beer for the first time. But before that, I tailgated and BBQ’ed in the parking lot like nobody’s business

I had to deal with a bad driver on my way into the stadium. I gave him a piece of my mind!

I tried to get Mike LaRocco’s attention for an autograph. He didn’t hear me. Probably because I don’t have any vocal cords. Two minutes later I pummeled that photographer for taking my picture

I interviewed Branden Jesseman for TV. Then I showed him my latest karate moves!

You must have a good breakfast before supercross. I had fruit, French Toast, and bacon

Chicks dig me. Guys wanna be like me

At the end of a long hard day of supercross, I turn in at The Official Hotel: Westin! P.S. The towels are so fluffy there I could hardly close my suitcase!